Spring 2021 - Championships
The tension had been mounting for weeks and the narrative had remained consistent throughout: it seemed inevitable that Carreau-No-Virus and Panchito would be facing off in the Spring Pétanque League Championship. Singles week changed nothing; these two were on a collision course and the clock was ticking. The League Commissioner announced the matchups in his weekly missive but no one seemed to need the reminder. Calendars were marked and the pétanque faithful were eager to do battle.
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A week later the weather was perfect for the occasion — clear skies, great tunes, new-friends-turned-good-pals, and a dash of cutthroat do-or-die competition. What could possibly be better? The league championships are always a special day. Old stats and records go out the window and teams have the opportunity to re-write the story of their season.
But, their hopes were quickly dashed in the final frame as Jess, Brendan, and Debra sealed the deal in the rookie frame, each turning in a solid 2-0 evening and securing their place on the trophy. Henceforth, let it be known: if you fuck with Boules Deep, you’re in deep, deep trouble.
In the concours bracket, Carreau-No-Virus was the darling of the league. A garrulous bunch with a seemingly endless roster of rookie-of-the-year candidates. They had been winning in bombastic fashion all season long and were beginning to hold their heads a little higher than everyone else around the courts. If this were high school, one might even picture them walking around the lunch room with their letter jackets, talking to each other about how cool they are, and pouring chocolate milk on some kid’s head because he, well, plays pétanque. On the other hand, Panchito was a sleeper contender all season long. While other teams were showing off or talking about how fun they are or having a few too many drinks at Judy’s, they were quietly, methodically taking care of business week in and week out. Two great teams, two totally different styles. This writer was eager to find out exactly what happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?
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Spring 2021 Champion: Panchito
Spring 2021 Consolante: Boules Deep
Rookie of the Year: Adam Pepperman
Intermedio of the Year: Paul Richardson
Coach of the Year: Kasia Sliz
Pétanque Sicko: Debra Keneally